PREGNANT? ...AND MISSING TUS PANTELONES?two_grey_roomsMarch 27 2008, 03:05:21 UTC
1. William Beckett has breasts. Or appears to have some mild incarnation of Breasticle Envy, at the very least. Am I allowed to address him as "fair maiden" now?
2. Hi, so, Victoria sort of keeps making me cream myself, and I am trying to write a fucking research report, so it's kind of unappreciated at the moment. Someone should tell her.
3. I'm not sure whether the existence of crotch-grabbing or the existence of the name "Ryland" is sillier, but the two combined, I bet you double the money I lost in the contest last year, are going to make me crack the fuck up in Spanish tomorrow.
4. "Yeah, we just get naked and bang each other!" RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME, I BELIEVE IT.
5. DID YOUR FEET RETAIN THEIR ALLURING ODOR? CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I AM SO EAGER TO BE ENLIGHTENED RE: SMELLY FEET? COBRA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BRAIN?
*DIES OF HOT*
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I could not possibly love you any more then I do right now.
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2. Hi, so, Victoria sort of keeps making me cream myself, and I am trying to write a fucking research report, so it's kind of unappreciated at the moment. Someone should tell her.
3. I'm not sure whether the existence of crotch-grabbing or the existence of the name "Ryland" is sillier, but the two combined, I bet you double the money I lost in the contest last year, are going to make me crack the fuck up in Spanish tomorrow.
4. "Yeah, we just get naked and bang each other!" RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME, I BELIEVE IT.
5. DID YOUR FEET RETAIN THEIR ALLURING ODOR? CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I AM SO EAGER TO BE ENLIGHTENED RE: SMELLY FEET? COBRA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BRAIN?
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2. It's not her fault.
3. I'm not betting.
4. ME TOO.
5. No, I showered.
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Otherwise, LOVELOVELOVE.
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